junopsis asked: “Everybody! What is.. your favorite ice cream!???”
This might be my soul, but I am not positive yet.
Ah, Clint...
You: Brother?
Stranger: I doubt it
Stranger: listen
Stranger: I need Natasha
Stranger: find her
Stranger: NOW
You: Clint...
Stranger: the op in Kiev went REALLY wrong.
Stranger: I need backup.
You: Find her yourself.
You: I have to find Thor.
Stranger: ...who is this?
You: Who do you think this is?
Stranger: oh, fuck me.
You: Not right now, Barton.
Stranger: well, I can't help you.
Stranger: I don't know where Thor is.
Stranger: he's definitely not HERE.
You: Are you sure?
Stranger: I'm crouched behind a car being shot at by disgruntled illegal arms dealers. trust me, he ain't here.
Stranger: if he was, these guys would be Kentucky Fried by now.
You: Why are you on the Internet if you are fighting crime?
Stranger: broken bow, broken collarbone, broken arm, bleeding... kind of looking for backup here.
Stranger: how are YOU on the internet?!
You: I bought myself a computer.
Stranger: jesus.
Stranger: what the hell does a god need with a computer?
Stranger: are you looking at porn?
Stranger: i bet you're looking at porn.
Stranger: kinky leather nurse porn.
You: I have Natasha for that.
You have disconnected.
